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Berries and cream is a popular song from the berries and cream star burst advert
Berries & cream berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream up the octive go for it!
A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.
Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.
Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.
"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
Ass and dick cream
I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?
The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”