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When you realize brave Bird broke up and you feel sad and you need to listen to "Maybe You No One Else Worth It"
You: Oh god, it's that time of the month
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: I just remebered Brave Bird broke up
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whenever says something stupid or not related to the conversation.
Person 1 " You know, I really like the new episode of rick and morty, it is kind of sad though."
Person 2 "I'm thinking of dropping out of algebra because I would rather be the top student in the lower class"
Person 1 "It's time to stop!"
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The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man
“We do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”
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The amount of time you have spent in bed bumping uglies.
I was able to put in quality rack time with Hayley last night.
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What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
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time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.
"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"
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