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Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty
Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.
Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD
A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.
D Cups onwards.
“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”
“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”
as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me
Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"
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A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.
Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.
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when a girl with little tits trys real hard to make it look like somethings there.
she ain't hot she got try hard tits
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Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)
- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits
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