ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

Ur mom

The hottest person out there

Bro ur mom is hot.

Ur mom

Hot

Ur mom was in my bed.

Ur Mom

Ther hottest Bi*tch evr...

God damn, ur mom is a milf

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves