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A lump of wood a teacher uses to beat you when you use wikipedia as a reference for scool work
The teacher hit me with wikipedia stick 'o' death for using wikipedia as a reference on my school assignment
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Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.
Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.
Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
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when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full
daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!
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A guy extremely desperate for sex.
This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.
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Result of developing body odor after playing "Call of Duty: Black Ops" (or any of the other games) extensively, without any breaks.
Not to be confused with the abbreviation of the latest edition to the franchise.
Dude: Awww, it smells like a Kanye album in here
Guy: Damn, Steve's got some Call of Duty B-O! What the hell, did he forget he had a bathroom all together?
Steve: Don't judge me.
*headshot*
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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."
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(N.) Homer Simpson's (II) Catch phrase in the short-lived Fox Dramedy, "Police Cops." Originally, a suave, stereotypical Policeman, Homer Simpson (II) was retooled into a fat, bumbling, Chris-Farley-esque doofus, who's catchphrase was always "Uh-Oh-Spaghetti-O's!" which was taken from the pasta of the same name.
Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program."
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"
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