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A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.
Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.
She is also basically the best thing in the world.
A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.
Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"
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Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.
"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"
"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
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When a guy looks and acts gay, but is actually straight.
'' That guy is gay for sure ! ''
'' No way dude , he got with my sister, he's gay for girls. ''
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Dakota can be super friendly, but can come on as overwhelming at times. She’s sorta-smart and taller than most girls. She has beautiful blue-green-grey eyes and loves to smile and laugh. Overall, she’s an amazing person and she’s the bomb She may have her flaws, but no one is perfect.
Boy 1: See that girl? I hate her so much she talks so much in class and gets me in trouble!!!!
Boy 2: In my opinion, that girls is amazing and has a heart of gold, she’s such a Dakota(Girl)!!!!!!
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1. Hot girl that appears as a nerd, former chonga. GOO DADDYY!!
2. Girl who says things like "HOPEFULLY THAT THING WON'T GO UP!"
"DAAAAAMMNNN look at that DC girl, wouldn't mind hittin' that from the back!"
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Girls generally from the telford area in Shropshire who think it is acceptable to look like a man. certain aspects of these girls would include as many chunky gold earrings in one ear as it can take, large numbers of big colourful hair scrunchies tying their hair ver tight to their head. this hair will then be seen poking out of the back of a cap perching on the head at a very strange angle (usually burberry). some kind of branded polo shirt and trackie bottoms tucked into some branded socks. and to finish off this incredible look, the rockports on the feet. WOW what a look.
"look at her the hoe, shes such a telford girl." also see 'telf'
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