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ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

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Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023


Six Flags Over Jesus

A really big church.

I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.

by itsrobloxhere March 17, 2024

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jesus muncher

Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them

Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead

Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher

by MJP2100 December 27, 2013


Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 22, 2017


Jesus (the guy with the note8)

Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay

Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked

by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022


the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

by anal*smear July 25, 2008