Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield
And or
Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg
Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.
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Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.
I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.
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N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.
Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!
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n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.
v : to file a lawsuit against a female
guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.
That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!
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A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.
Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"
Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."
Bryce-"Word?"
Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."
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The uncanny ability to rip ass all mourning long, after a night of drinking Narragansett Beer.
i.e. Could also include several heavy bouts of diarhea.
"Bro I got lit up at the bar last night, woke up with some fierce gansett ass."
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Doing ass to mouth sex is something only a complete whore will attempt and enjoy. She lets her man pound her ass in any position he wants then begs him to pull out and slide his cock into her mouth so she can taste her own ass, often repeating this several times. After he cums deep in her asshole she will suck all the cum and juice off his cock.
Kathy loves performing ass to mouth sex. She was 17 the first time a guy made her do it and shes been addicted ever since. Over the last 30+ years shes done it hundreds of times for hundreds of different men. "I dont care whos cock is pumping my dirty ass, I love to beg him to put in my mouth so i can taste it" she says. "I always rub my wet shaved pussy while im sucking him then i beg him to fuck my tight ass some more and tell him how good it tastes."
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