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a massive bell end who lickes to lick ad suck juicy balls. He sucks i so hard he gets an achy jaw.
Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex
P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate
P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her
A handsome, sweet, kind boy with a beautiful soul. His smile lights up the room. he can make you feel so warm at times when you need it the most. You want an Alex as a lifelong companion, because Alex’s are dedicated to their love. Alex’s know the importance of family, friendship, and love, and will do anything to protect all three. He is brave, and will do anything to make his and your dreams come true. If you ever meet an Alex, just know he’s a keeper. You won’t regret the times you have with him. And you will definitely fall for this handsome guy sooner or later. He may seem like a normal boy at first, but once you get to know him, you’ll love him more and more. Alex’s are husband material, and will end up making the cutest kids. He is the most supportive person you will ever meet, and will always listen to your problems. He’s willing to do things that he doesn’t want to do, just for you. He would go through hell for you, kill for you, and die for you. This type of boy is one of a kind. You only see this type of boy once, so if you date, don’t mess it up. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. He will love you with everything he has, so do the same.
Oh, Alex? I know him! He’s dating a girl named Sunny. That’s one lucky girl.
Alex is the definition of a great person, loving, caring, but also has a side that nobody knows: big dicks and great in bed. Although that side is the very opposite of what has been said at the beginning of the paragraph, they are VERY loyal, and they are boyfriend material. They might struggle getting a girl, but they will, and can treat a girl right, with respect, and everything above.
"So you know Alex, right?
"Yeah why?"
"OMG he is the best person I've EVER dated!"
an amazing boy with a good personality who’s really funny who has dirty blonde hair that was pink at one point and he has pretty blue eyes and he’s sweet when he’s mentally stable
omg did you see that one guy?? whats his name??
oh thats alex..
Your best friend. They are better than everyone else that you know. Don't act like you don't agree because deep down you do. They somehow started dating and you didn't know about it until now. Sorry not sorry. They're the best don't fight it.
"Who's better? Me your mother or Alex your friend that you've known for 2 weeks."
"Alex."