(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush
Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!
When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off
Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”
Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”
80's style pubic bush, wildly grown, untamed
Glacier has W rizz, uwu, bush gush
When you drinking and not taking care of yourself. You get flakey painful itchy groin sometimes paired with balls vinaigrette from partying and not showering. It hurts to wash and get wet.
I just been sitting around drinking budweiser and not showering i caught anhydrous bush.
An area in a yard that is untamed or unkept. Usually a place we’re other people stuff gets lost and is never found
John- hey we’re did the ball go I saw it go in the yard next door
Tom- oh no it got stuck in carols bush
Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!
Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.