An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people
Oh look at this stupid app facebook
The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.
Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?
Person 2: No.
A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you
kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out
Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website
Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook