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Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo January 1, 2022


Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by May 23, 2021


Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022


FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.

Only Karens use Facebook

by Spoon-man January 12, 2022


facebook

a social media website

ily facebook

by sharks28 October 26, 2016


Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020


Facebook

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website

Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook

by Mikeyjee September 1, 2020