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Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”
A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"
Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."
Girlfriend: "Just do it !"
Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.