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a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
a place where morons become famous.
School is boring, go to facebook instead.
an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".
-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force
jim apologised for facebook-ing tony
A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
Hey! Alejandro did you here about how creepy Facebook is.
Alejandro: Yeah! Facebook sucks.
An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people
Oh look at this stupid app facebook
The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.