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The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!
They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.
an app that boomers and my mom use.
mom: 'let me get a picture of you to post on facebook!'
me: 'who uses Facebook anymore?'
An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
Old people fucking haven over here.
person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.
A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"