An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.
John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.
AKA Tact Fag
Adjective:
Someone who goes way too hardcore over being Tacti-cool. Usually the fattest cop at the police department that spends all his money on plate carriers and wears BDU pants on his day off.
"Hey, did you see John's new camo lunch bag? It has Velcro on the sides so he can put patches on it."
"Yeah, what a Tac Fag."
Adrian fag is when you put a african man in the toilet while fingering his asshole while eating greek yoghurt
Oh Jonny what an african fag we did today
To be annoying and or irrative very frequently
Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .
Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.
Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has a brown spot on the back of his underwear.
There are many characteristics of such a fag. Someone who talks with a lisp and hangs their left all frilly like a girl. They dress in women's clothing and join cheer in high school and college. They become ballet teachers at the WMCA and dress in tights.
I went to the ballet and saw a limpy wristed fag dancing.