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A group of individuals who believe that God hates all Puppies and those whom allow Puppies to exist ("Puppies Haters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Puppies, carrying signs stating that God hates Puppies, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for Puppies.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Puppies and "Puppies Haters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate Puppies, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates Puppies" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Puppies" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Puppies is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
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With own interpretation, No God, Know Peace is saying that with no god then the world would know peace. Almost all wars have the root of religion causing violence so God is really just standing in the way.
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a phrase which is definetly used when a woman is proposed
to for marriage if she accepts that is
tom:will you marry me?
katy:GOD YES!!!
tom:OMG IM SO HAPPY
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A god lesbian is not just a lesbian, but THE lesbian in a certain state, known to every single other lesbian within this state as a "god" of their kind. Most tend to appear in clubs half naked, in only a sports bra, jeans, and a tie.
"Oh my god, Rhonda, the GOD LESBIAN is at the bar. Maybe we should unbutton our shirts a little more and gaze at her from across the room all night"
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Skyler Hinkel He is only a Demi-God right now bout when he plays Keyboards for a Folk Metal band he will be a pure Folk Metal God.
Skyler Hinkel is the Folk Metal God
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A movement among bankers,wealthy people and those who wish to be wealthy and government officals ect. to worship a deity they call money god or money for short because they believe that if they do so he will reward them with a lot of money.
That banker is in the money god movement.
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Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.
"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"
"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"
"What is Gods favorite band?"
"Green Day!"
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