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-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
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A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)
Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
The Game:
If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)
If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)
Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'
<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>
Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
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Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.
When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”
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A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
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A hand job deluxe is what your masturbation buddy gives you if you want one (I always do!) -- he sticks the middle finger of one hand up my boi-hole and massages my prostate, while using the others to play with my balls. He jacks me off with his other hand until I have an awesome cumgasm and blow my load, and then laps up my cum as it spurts from my dick.
I love it when Matt gives me a hand-job deluxe!
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when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!
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Slang word for masturbation
When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff
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