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To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.
Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.
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a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
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When a man is getting head he reaches around and inserts his fingers into her asshole and gripping with all of his might lifting her off her feet making her head swing forward. This shoves your cock deep down her throatgiving the best deep throat of your life.
Just as I was about to blow it I gave her the Philadelphia Meat Hook causing her to forcefully swallow all my baby batter.
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The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
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The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.
When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!
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what you doin' tonight?
Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!
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Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
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