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Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.
When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket
When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"
My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !
When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell
Gave that dancer a hot pocket