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Used to describe some one's "poor" behavior, unsafe behavior or a person's inability to practice proper social skills.
I could not believe how you handled that situation! You must have been "hit by a stupid stick" this morning.
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What you are called by a druken man at a baseball game, whom you are refusing to serve because he is clearly to drunk.
What do you mean I am to drunk to be given another beer? Who are you to tell me that you Flying fuck stick!
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Liquor and stick 'er will be used in conversation to convey the act of inviting a girl out for a casual drink, getting wasted, and then proceeding to have consensual sex with her.
We've seen it happen hundreds if not thousands of times with friends, relatives, and ourselves. It's an American pastime really.
I can't make it to the game tonight, got a liquor and stick 'er lined up.
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After giving anal and the girl shits on your dick and you start to fuck her titties
I saw a video of a guy who gave a girl a brown tit stick.
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An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.
Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!
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An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.
Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.
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A thief who uses guns/weapons to rob people. Guns are often located in their jacket or trenchcoat.
The stick up man always pawned all the jewelry he stole from his victim's.
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