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The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...
Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.
Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!
Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
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a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma
damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin
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the guy who eats your children when you don't watch them
Jon: Hey, where's your kid?
Chris: He got eaten by Iron Man.
Jon: Again?!?!? That's the sixth time, Chris!
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n. A male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) Lives with his parents; b) Is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) Has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: Realtor, Developer, "Entrepreneur", Party Planner, Insurance, or Pay Day Loans
The Man Boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn't live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!
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To insert a towel or wash rag of some sort in ones rectal cheeks to prevent a shart and/or liquidy number 2's
One is out all night drinking and partying and has visited the bathroom more then once experiencing explosive diarea, thats when a MAN-pon comes in handy.. it is keeping it from leakage.
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a man who flirts and goes with every girl in site or in school
Andre Scott is my dog but he is a man hoe.
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when you're wearing tight pants, and you kneel down for something, and the seam splits your ballsack creating a man clam
The other day at work, Ray picked up a box of paper and had a giant man clam going.
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