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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away.

"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."

by TeamAlicorn April 12, 2024


Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023


Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009


Take a Bullet

When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.

I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.

by Echo Nova April 25, 2021


Take this back a tac

Coin phrasing for stepping back and evaluating a situation.

"Sir, before you full steam this boat, consider taking this back a tac. At full speed the damage will be terminal!"

After careful consideration, the editor decided to ask the proposal writer to take things back a tac when character amounts were on overload.

"B, I know you're realin' but, take this back a tac! There may be more happening here than subject realization. A phone call would have sufficed. IDK, . . .Maybe even hittin' up some shows or game day. I don't know whether to hug em or find a 5lb fresh water fish while screaming 'flopadop,' for going overboard. Whenever y'all figure it out, Lemme know!"

Jody: If you love her man, take this back a tac. Tell her! She didn't know about it and that's not fare to any of you. You need BFA? Tell her!

by Clarity(feat.foxes)/Tell Her.. June 21, 2013


take a whiff

A phrase used by New Yorkers when they smell weed or marijuana to tell their friends for them to smell it also

"TAKE WHIFF, TAKE A WHIFF."

Take a whiff of that good good weed

by Dani01 May 14, 2022


To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021