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(verb) using a book to hit the face of sb with great force
jim apologised for facebook-ing tony
A creepy website that shows Urban Dictionary your friends list and than they tell you to creepily give your Facebook friend a masturbate mug. The Facebook founder should be in Jail for more than just forever.
Hey! Alejandro did you here about how creepy Facebook is.
Alejandro: Yeah! Facebook sucks.
An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people
Oh look at this stupid app facebook
The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.
Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?
Person 2: No.
A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.