noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"
“Yo, dude. Do you see that girl’s fire tits over there? Bruh.”
Animal cruelty.
See also: kicking the dog
HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!
To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs
Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.
when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch