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a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?
Hell yeah! That was sweet!
what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
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A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus
Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .
Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.