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Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020


housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 16, 2015


lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 9, 2014


Beggar House

A house built upon enslaving the homeless for profit

My wife wants a beggar house because she is nasty like that.

by Mark This Up December 20, 2018


Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013


Icing the house

Ceremony you conduct on the last day of leaving the house you were living from some time.

We are icing the house today ,everyone of you are invited for barbecue night

by Jaggss February 2, 2024


Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area

On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023