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Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member
It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.
Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!
The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.
Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.
Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."
When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
I just pulled out a Jesus card.