John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!

Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!

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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

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Fort St John

a freezing village people like to call a town.
see Millionaires, welfare malls, and Tim Hortons.

where'd you buy your grad dress? Oh, walmart in Fort St John!

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John Lennon Month

December; he died on December 9 1980.

Honor John Lennon Month by doing nonviolent acts throughout the month of December.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The last great president of the United States, a Man of the people, great speaker. He was a very noble man, who gave his life for the good of the average American citizen. Although it did no good, as the corruption of our government reaches to far for one man to reach. Here he warns of Secert Government Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaZ9pXvYTg

The President was trying to inform the American people about the deceit and lies behind the Illuminati infiltration of the U.S. Government. He made steps to dismantle the CIA , to pull our troops out of bloody affairs. This didn't please the Global Elite, he was soon killed by a "Lone Gunman".

The Global Elite killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy after he made steps to alert to masses to there presence , murder , and propaganda. He made steps to dismantle the CIA and other organizations that do the work of the Illuminati and there supporters in the U.S. government.

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John Vuli Gate

A notable Xhosa verbal phrase for commanding an individual to make way.

"Nasi stoko(here's some stock), John Vuli Gate"

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a wet john morgan

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina

Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan

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