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When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
Aelin whitethorn galathynius
- Do you know who you should call when you got a fight to win?
- the Fire Breathing Bitch Queen ; Aelin Whitethorn Galathynius
Two women doing what's known as "scissoring", both either having a burning sensation STD or a UTI -OR- both must be two natural born red heads -OR- used accidentally, or otherwise, a lube causing a burning sensation, while said "scissoring" occurs.
"I was gonna make it a threesome, but I caught wind that their was a scissor fire burning." -OR-" I went to Ireland, expecting to see a scissor fire, but I came back disappointed" -OR-"I knew she was kinky, but I didn't expect her to turn it into a scissor fire."
Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"
Wings of Fire logic is weird.
After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
In the heat of an argument you react explosively!
Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"
from femaleUudderrencce