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When you go down on your partner in Guelph, ON AND as they climax, you slam a rhubarb pie (can be other fruit, but juicy rhubarb preferred) in their face.
Royal City Rubarb Pie a 'la mode is when you cum in her face after.
I went on this date last night and I totally wasn't expecting it, but as I was about to cum, he gave me a wicked Royal City rhubarb pie. It was the best I ever had.
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A big piece of turd extruded from the shit flap of andy dick himself. The most popular things to do are shit on the principal's lawn. fuck, drink, get busted, die, & yell at people. Its one big cluster fuck of shit with more shit.
Sam: Have you been to Oil City Area High School?
Phil: yeah, it was a cluster fuck.
Sam: yeah i once chewed my leg off to get out of there
Phil: How the fuck are you still walking?!?!?
Sam:Shit....... * thump * You asshole
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The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
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Take 4 strong laxatives and immediately Place a wild field mouse deep (and I mean Deep) inside your loves anus and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably KrafT) into the butthole, The field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/shit/and hopefully a mouse into your face. You then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.
n. Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my home and enjoy a nice twin city rat trap?
That twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue
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When you are making out with a girl in a public place such as a bar, it is the action of having her stand up across the room from you alone as you charge towards her with one arm outstretched with the intent of knocking her down.
Dude, you gave that girl the best Kansas City Clothes Line!
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Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.
As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!
Felching an elected official in chambers.
To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.