When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
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jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.
Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.
Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.
You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.
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Someone who doesn't text you back right away, and gets upset very easily.
Jenny: "Ugh I told Tommy that I was going out with my friends and he got upset and wont text me."
Kylie: "Ew he sounds like such a PBBB (Piss Baby Bitch Boy)"
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What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
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phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
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Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks
After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!
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My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
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