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Drinking your best friend's, significant other's breastmilk.
My wife offered my best friend, a Brotean shot today.
A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.
Charlie you wanna play shock or shot
Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness
A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.
I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.
In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.
I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."
A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.
Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
Mixing Valium with a shot of alcohol for the express purpose of helping you pass out when you have to travel by airplane and are afraid of flying.
"I hate flying, but I need to take a New York to L.A. flight."
"No problem, man. Just take a Shatner Shot before you board. You'll sleep through the whole thing."