ghetto t-$hirt

A ' ghetto t-$hirt' is when someone is so dirt poor, they may actually only own one T-shirt,...

So, on Monday they will wear it RIGHT SIDE OUT.

On Tuesday, they will turn their shirt INSIDE OUT, and wear it just like it was a brand new $HIRT.

On Wednesday, the shirt goes back to being RIGHT SIDE OUT,...
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, this GHETTO T*#H
IRT

Are you wearing the same clothes again???

Naww bruh ...this is my ghetto t-$hirt...

Or

That dude is wearing a ghetto T-shirt.

Or

That Guy had a lot of nerve asking me if I was wearing a ghetto T-shirt, I do own more than one of the same shirts...

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S. T. E.

Safe to eat, as in oral sex.

I’m pretty sure Angela is S. T. E. because she has been celibate for nearly a year.

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BL on her T

1)to blow a load on a girls tits
2)to ejaculate on a girls brests

Did you get to BL on her T?

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Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

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i/t punk

An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!

Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.

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Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

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Mr. T-timer

Someone who makes videos of themselves and puts them on the internet, gets mow hawks, wears army shirts, chews, and thinks they are the shit but not.

Nick: Hey Mr. T-timer what you doing tonight?
Mr. T-timer: Hey man I'm going to make some youtube videos of me chewing.
Nick: Sounds fun dude.

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