Alex

Very annoying but a good person (in every other occasion).

Alex has a crush on muffin.

Alex

The sexiest hottest coolest person ever to exist

Kai: hey have you seen my ex Alex
Mars: Yeah shes so sexy
Kai: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR MY BOYFRIEND

Alex

Anyone named Alex is the best brother ever and is nice and funny and caring and amaing

Person: Hey Alex thx for being such a good brother
Alex: wut u mean??
Person: idk ur cool

Alex

The nicest person in the Earth. The greatest. I'm stronger. I'm smarter. I'M BETTER.

Alex is such an Alex.

alex

loser

I'm Alex (a loser).

Alex

They all have an amazing 82 inches but only 5’4 but the sweetest person u will meet

Mark : oh my it’s Alex, I’ve heard he’s got 82 inches

Alex

Has a 47 inch cock can steal everybody’s girl and is sexy as fuck the sexiest men alive

Alex is sexy as fuck and his cock too big I can’t fit it in my mouth