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99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow of their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.
Look at that gay frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday , he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.
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Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.
We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.
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Five Finger Death Punch.
Common favorite band of roid raging Tap out shirt wearing shitty lifted diesel truck with fag stacks that never tows anything driving small penis having inbred sister fucking insecure overly aggressive posers who say they love death metal like five finger death punch.
Also
Five Finger Death Punch is just Creed for angry alcoholic dads. A soundtrack for beating the kids.
Say, you like five faggot douche bunch?
It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.
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A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.
Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!
Kaylee G.
Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.
Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.