T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

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S. T. E.

Safe to eat, as in oral sex.

I’m pretty sure Angela is S. T. E. because she has been celibate for nearly a year.

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Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

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i/t punk

An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!

Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.

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T-Shirt Elegance

A girl wearing an old T-Shirt and jeans, doesn't show her goods before you buy them.

That girl has true T-Shirt Elegance!

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Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

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BL on her T

1)to blow a load on a girls tits
2)to ejaculate on a girls brests

Did you get to BL on her T?

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