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10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010

274πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


tits up

Verb.
To head over to somewhere.

I'll tits up later and come and join you.

by LondonBird December 2, 2011

4πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Dump your tits

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

by terp23670 September 11, 2009

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay October 5, 2008

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bearded Bitch-tit

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

38πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


SHITTY MCDICK TITS

ANYONE NAMED DALE

OL SHITTY MCDICK TITS OVER HERE FORGOT TO ORDER DEODORANT AGAIN

by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


le tits now

A French expression.
Most famously misread by Sean Connery on an episode of celebrity jeopardy, the original category was Let it Snow.

See also: anal bum cover, jap anus relations, penis mightier and whore semen

Bonjour Mademoiselle, I'd like to see, Le Tits Now!

by The Hodgeman May 9, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž