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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon February 7, 2018


I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022


Top-Dog Finishing Move

During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.

Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."

by Soonfald May 4, 2020


Tin Top

simp

Tin Top, what a simp.

Hear Tin Top, simping all the time.

by cupotea1234 April 19, 2021


Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023


Top Mobber

A person who does not sleep and stays up all night until sunrise almost every night.

Yo, shawty is a Top Mobber. She ain’t been to sleep in days.

by babythaya856 November 12, 2021


fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.

I heard Gege got dat fiya top.

by zoe boy June 10, 2008