cheese grader

1.) what people use to grade cheese
2.) a way of making holes in your pants and making them vintage!

1.) "hey man bring over your cheese grader for the party we got some sick ill nasty cheese over here!"
2.) I like to use a cheese grader on my pants.

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cheese wedge

Its a fat vagina that is yellow and moldy looking

My sex slave sent me a pic of her cheese wedge and i went limp

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mad as cheese

Statement said to a person when they are extremely upset or mad about something, especially if they are bitching.
Automatic response to someone who is enraged
Usually said in a calm voice in response to an angered individual

Examples:
"Dude, I can't believe my wife cheated on me and is getting all my money from the divorce!"
"You mad as cheese"

"FUCKKKK, MY CAR WAS STOLEN!!!"
"Basically, you mad as cheese"

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mouse to the cheese

cool hip

jimmy caruso is so mouse to the cheese

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dick cheese

when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip

chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.

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Dick Cheese

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.

u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball

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big cheese

when someone gives you a big ass smile showing interest(sexually) in you or your physical appearance.

damn boy you see that girl, she just gave us the big cheese.

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