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Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

by Chad March 17, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


Modern Warfare 2

One of the greatest video games of all time, created by Infinity Ward. It is the 6th game in the call of duty series. The game has amazing graphics, a great campaign, fun online play, great kill streaks, cool weapons, and special ops. The one and only problem is being forced into game chat on certain play lists for the multiplayer, which isn't that big of a deal.

Hey dude i just got modern warfare 2, wanna come over and play it!
Ill be right over!

by Mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


23 1/2

One who is not yet ready to turn 24. Or one who is excited to be out of the 23's. On the verge of being taking seriously at work, and by family and friends as an adult. Some one whom still looks forward to birthdays, and having a day all about them. A person of age who sees things more clearly.

not to be mistaken Martha had done a lot of growing up in the six months she had been 23. 23 1/2 is showing to be a great age of clarification for her

by jackhammer420 January 12, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kansas 2-Step

when one finishes a bubble bath, usually in the "spongebob squarepants bottle" with the water at exactly 87 degrees, then has intercourse with The Devil Wears Prada" (music not movie) playing. Has to be on a Tuesday.

Me and my ex gf's sister's neighbor did a Kansas 2-step last tuesday...LEGIT

by kevinliaobitches September 23, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


modern warfare 2

the greatest fuckin game eva fuckin made

i luv playin modern warfare 2

by ricannigga January 15, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

โ€ขTwo defenders
โ€ขFour midfield
โ€ขFour strikers.

4-4-2 is the most used formation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belt 2 Ass

To whoop somebody ass in a game and or to beat them in something.

When the ravens and the steelers played that game the steelers put belt 2 ass.

by lolz9191918 October 10, 2023

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