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Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show โ€œSouth Parkโ€

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022


extreme banging pussy licking dick sucking 69 users

Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.

PLEASE NEED BLEACH

Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?

by I<3fortniteporn April 11, 2022

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i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by December 14, 2020

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Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me

by Shroom5799 September 25, 2017

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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

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