kick ass

1)(v) to actually physically hurt someone, however you will usually hear a pronoun in between kick and ass in this definition
2)(adj.)very very cool or awesome
3)(v) to be in the process of kicking ass

1:
im gonna kick that kid's ass!

2:
anti-flag was kick ass last night at that concert
(other use) anti-flag threw a kick ass concert the other day

3:
yeah we totally kick ass when we jam like this

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SWAMP ASS

WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.

I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.

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ass whore

a whore who luvs it in the ass.
a slut who specializes in anal sex

(insert name here) is such an ass whore

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Jive-ass

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

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ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

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ass-spelunking

to eat someones ass

i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass

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lacky ass

1. A do nothing, a person who amounts to nothing even if they try hard to do so.

2. Useless, lazy person, lacking any substantial reason for being.

3. A person who kisses ass and reigns praise upon those around them in order to better themselves.

1. You and your lacky ass friends need to go out and try and find a job instead of laying around smoking drugs all day.

2. Is your brother, the lacky ass coming over for dinner tonight again.

3. Mr. Brennan spent countless hours playing golf with Mr. Jones the company president in order to get ahead, what a lackey ass Mr. Brennan is.

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