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Tim:Dude I just Ben Scotted that test
Tom: How it was multiple choice
Tim: I’m just stupid
When you get all banged up, rip sweet quads up in lanako lanwash, and holler"suck ah dick" @ random peeps as you keeps it movin lookin straight dapper!
Hey, did that dude just pull ah mainjey ben on you!?
A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
Lives in a share houes has broken headphones music teacher and has a SHIT band
Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
ben addict apall is the act of being appalled when your friend Ben is addicted to cocaine.
"Omg he's doing it again! Look at him pull it out of his pocket it's like he has a whole stash in there! I am ben addict apall!!!"