Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
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In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)
Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!
What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.
Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.
Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2
The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.
I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.
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A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.