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Felching an elected official in chambers.
To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.
A party in which the humans go off the rails and loose a sense of reality or means of what’s appropriately acceptable in their own household
Let’s have a New York City rage fest tonight
1.The best town in history:RENO, NV
2.My hometown
3.Home to the largest stage in the world(yawn), at the Hilton
4.Soon to have the largest indoor waterpark in the U.S.(at the Hilton!!)
Yeah, I just tore it up at the Hilton in Reno!
fo real?!
yeah it was kick ass!!!!
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An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.
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A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.
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part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial
A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.
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a guy with plenty to eat, lots of gifts and more pumps than you can count
girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
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