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Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024


lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015


hair snap

Complex job, hard job to do it,difficult work, tedious job etc.

My fried just got a new job, but I am afraid it's gonna be hair snap to him.

I was so tired after hair snap! Lucy advice her husband to change his clerk type job for hair snap at iron factory to get more difficulty. Damn it! I can't fix that camera, it's looks like hair snap for me.

by Nikki maestro May 29, 2017


Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018


hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 31, 2018


Remy's Triangle hair

When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places

Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"

by remysbiggesttriangle January 27, 2022


Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN March 24, 2011