Something Your dad went out to get
Your dad is never coming back with the Milk.
A gizmo
Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.
do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk
A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.