Nut-and-bolt

The act of meeting a girl at a party, having sex with her (busting your nut), and leaving rather quickly with out talking to her (bolting out of there).

Fritz: How was that party last night?
Gokey: it was awesome, I totes met this hott girl and i pulled the nut-and-bolt.
fritz: really?

Gokey: Yea i busted my nut and bolted outta there haha

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Corn Nuts

For The Educated:

The hard particles of composed of undigested corn left inside fecal matter after a large bowel evacuation. May occur after eating any variety of zea mays.

For the Idiots:

The little hard corn nuggets in your shit after you take a big one. Happens after eating corn.

Me: Man... I gave your mom a hot lunch last night, and she almost choked on the corn nuts.

You: Yeah, that's my Mom... always choking on stuff.

Me: Yeah, I know. She was so embarrassed that she let me give her the ol' donkey punch to make up for it.

You: But... Only I am supposed to give her the donkey punch!

Me: You sick fuck.

You: *head hung in shame*

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hung by the nuts

See commitment

The women hung the man by his nuts.

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nut fucker

a girl who likes to play with guys nuts and then does them after .

ashely is the biggest nut fucker in the world!

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No Nut November

Some stupid shit made by some loser on Reddit. Most people who participate in NNN (no nut november) are band kids who have achieved nothing in their life and are really unfunny. They also like to call other people virgins, coomers etc as if they aren't one.

jimmy: hey bro are you participating in no nut november?????
someone: no jimmy shut the fuck up dumbass, this is the reason nobody likes you. you go to every single person in this place just to ask them this STUPID ASS QUESTION!!!! you're a stupid band kid who spends most of his time on Reddit, so please SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE

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nut

To perform the action of giving fellatio.
See head blowjob fellatio brain

Hey {censored}! Give me some nut now, {censored}! You heard me, {censored} {censored} {censored}, give me nut.

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mixed nuts

A peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume. Legumes have nitrogen fixers called "nodules" on their roots which convert N2 gas into Nitrate, which is edible for a plant.

A Peanut is a legume

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