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National slap your science teacher day.
Slap your science teacher
David: I hate you *slaps*
Teacher: okay then
I'm so horny, I gotta pimp slap my manwhore
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It's Kinda Like A Pimp Slap But Without Baby Powder, A Little More Brutish
"Hey Buddy, Don't Make Me He Bitch Man Slap You!"
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Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
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1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
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when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab
last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap
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With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
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