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Berries and cream is a popular song from the berries and cream star burst advert
Berries & cream berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream up the octive go for it!
A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.
Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.
When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.
Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese
When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.
"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
When it looks like bird poo.
Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.