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1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
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a hipster that has something to show for himself. he has rock and roll creativity, money, fame, sex with lots of girls, money , connections, drugs, cars, big house. he is not pretentious. people will criticize him because they are jealous. fans will worship him because of his works of art, money, and fame.
a rock star is like a living god.
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A person who acts like they have a lot of money to spend and flaunts it.
He was running around acting like "Mr. Got Rocks" and paying for everyone's drinks.
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When you put a crack rock in a turkey baster, fill it with hot water, and squirt it up your booty.
You NEED to have yourself a coke on the rocks and shut the fuck up!
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punk rock is a style of music
punk is a word created by the media to describe artists and followers of the punk rock movement. only after that did people start labeling themselves as "punks". As in many other genres punk rock bands never called themselves punks and resisted using the word to describe themselves and each other.
and yes, punk rock is dead. some say it died with kurt cobain, others say it died with sid vicious. either way it is dead.
punk rock is dead and that's the truth.
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Perhaps one of the most ancient and widely respected games of all time that can be used in making any decision or just for good old fashoned entertainment.
(Kids playing a pickup game of football)
-I get to pick first
-No, I get to pick first!
-There's only one way to settle this!
Rock Paper Scissors
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